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Chapter 754

I Said Make My Abilities Average! 13964 Words 2023-08-03 09:27:00
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The content of the novel comes from-DIDIDA Novels

: Chapter 22-a shocking change, Usami-Chan’s trap!

Translator: 549690339 

Burglary was a very common form of crime.

However, it was still difficult to complete it flawlessly and without leaving a trace while there were people in the room.

If Feng bujue was the only one handling this, the success rate would be very high. Even with Wang Tanzhi, it would not have much of an effect.

However, the problem was … The real protagonists of this theft operation were not the two of them, but the ‘monster thief beast EYE’, or Xiong Ji …

Feng bujue believed that the main plot event before him was a good opportunity. He hoped that with his assistance, Xiong Ji could rely on his own efforts to complete a relatively difficult and technical criminal activity, and master certain skills to get away with it. In this way, in the main storyline after this, Xiong Ji’s death-seeking rate would be greatly reduced, and the difficulty of the entire scenario would be reduced.

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Therefore, no matter how difficult it was, brother Jue was willing to take the risk.

“Hmm … Hmm hmm …” After leading the two into the house, Feng bujue made a hand gesture and mumbled to himself.

This time, Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji both understood. Brother Jue wanted them to turn on the flashlight.

The next second, the two of them picked up the flashlights that brother Jue had prepared. With one hand on the switch and the other covering the front of the flashlight, they turned it on.

The switches of the two flashlights were silent, and the light from the front ends was very small, so the light wasn’t very bright. Obviously, when Feng bujue bought the money (other than the textbooks and stationery in his bag, Mao Saburo also had some pocket money in his pocket. Since the system gave him money, Feng bujue naturally used it to the maximum), he had already considered the various situations that he needed to pay attention to when using it.

“Hmm …” After the two turned on their flashlights and stabilized the light, Feng bujue gave them a look, signaling for them to follow.

Unexpectedly, they had only walked less than two meters in the corridor when they heard …

Creak creak creak creak creak

The floor under their feet made two not-so-loud noises, but in this dark and quiet environment … It was particularly obvious.

At this moment, all three of them stopped moving.

Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji were stunned by the voice. They froze on the spot and did not dare to move. Feng bujue also broke out in cold sweat, but … He did not panic. From brother Jue’s perspective, a mistake of this level was completely acceptable … Even if it alerted meowmei or her parents, as long as he was not caught red-handed, he could stop the operation at any time.

“Hmm …” After holding his breath and listening for almost two minutes, Feng bujue was certain that the person (cat) upstairs had not reacted to the sound.

So, he slowly turned his head, crawled on the ground, and winked at his two companions.

Xiao Tan very quickly understood what brother Jue meant. He held the flashlight in his mouth and also lay on the ground. As for Xiong Ji … Even though he did not understand the instructions, when he saw Xiao Tan lie down, he did the same. He bit the flashlight and landed on all fours.

Then, they lined up and climbed up to the second floor …

Sigh … Feng bujue, who was leading the way, sighed internally. Think positively … At least I’m a cat.

In order to teach a bear how to steal … Xiao Tan, who was crawling in the middle, thought to himself, to go this far … It’s quite the effort …

To be fair, brother Jue ‘s’ desperation ‘was not something he could do.

The old wooden floor of meow Mei’s house would creak easily when it was under pressure. Earlier, when Feng bujue was moving alone, this problem was not obvious because he was light, his four limbs were on the ground, his feet were covered with meat pads, and his movement was fast …


However, after Xiong Ji and Xiao Tan entered, the three of them took a few steps forward, and their voices were ‘suppressed’.

Fortunately … This accident didn’t have any consequences.

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Five minutes later, the three of them finally reached the second floor.

This was the first time Wang Tanzhi felt … That climbing the stairs was such a tiring task.

Under brother Jue’s lead, the three of them had to complete each step in a slow motion to ensure that they did not make any noise.

This might be easy for cats, but it was not easy for Falcons and bears.

“Hmm … Hmm …” When they reached the corridor on the second floor, Feng bujue turned around to signal to the two. He hummed twice and told them to rest for a while.

Seeing this, Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji fell to the ground.

Of course, they also understood that … Resting was resting, but gasping for breath was not good. Any actions that would make obvious sounds were not allowed, and he had to hold back his farts.

Just like that … They rested for another three minutes before Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji finally recovered.

At this time, Feng bujue raised his claw to signal for them to follow.

It didn’t take long for the three of them to reach the bathroom door.

When there was no one in the bathroom, it would naturally not be locked. And in the middle of the night, there was no one in the bathroom. Therefore, Feng bujue used his claw to open the door.

In the bathroom outside the bathroom, there was a washing machine, and hanging high up … Were some washed clothes that were not too big.

That’s right … I’m talking about undergarments.

After the door was opened, the three night thieves filed in.

Because the floor of the bathroom was made of ceramic tiles, as long as they didn’t stomp their feet, they wouldn’t make much noise. Therefore, after the three of them entered, they stood up one after another.

“Hmm …” Then, Feng bujue turned to look at Xiong Ji. He mumbled to himself and pointed upward.

In fact, even without him pointing, Xiong Ji’s gaze had already been attracted to it. He shone the flashlight at the small clothes on the clothes rack above and revealed a perverted smile.

…………

Stealing clothes, going out, retreating …

Their departure was slower than when they snuck in because Feng bujue understood that most of the perpetrators would have a drop in concentration after they had completed their crime. When they left the crime scene, their attention would be diverted elsewhere.

For example,”how to distribute the loot,””will my companions betray me,””how can I betray my companions,””where should I go after taking the money,” or “huhuhuhuhu~” and other thoughts could appear in their minds.

Therefore, brother Jue purposely slowed down the pace of his retreat. He was even more careful when he landed than when he entered.

After a full ten minutes, they finally returned to the front door …

As long as he could open and step out of the door in front of him, the theft operation would be considered a success.

Under Feng bujue’s guidance, Xiong Ji was not caught red-handed, and he did not leave any evidence behind. This provided a good opportunity for him to get away with the crime. Next … Brother Jue had to follow Xiong Ji home and brainwash him through the night … He already had a few plans in mind to correct Xiong Ji’s self-detonation. After tonight, all the main events of the scenario would be a cinch …

However, just as they were one step away from success, an incredible accident happened …

Creak creak

The front door opened, and three figures quickly walked out.

Unexpectedly!

哐–哐–哐–

Three sounds of heavy machinery opening were heard, and three beams of light with a radius of more than one meter were shot out.

The dark night was torn apart by the sound and light.

“Ah … What’s that?” Xiao Tan could not open his eyes due to the sudden brightness. He mumbled,”a Searchlight?”


After his eyes adjusted to the light, he looked forward and saw that … In addition to the huge Searchlight, there were red, blue, and white lights flashing on the street. He estimated that there should be dozens of police cars parked there.

[Please note that when Xiong Ji is arrested as the monster thief, Beas EYE, the main storyline will fail.]

The moment the police appeared, the system notification also rang in the ears of the two players.

“Are you F * cking kidding me?” Feng bujue looked at the situation before him.”Can’t you say something like this before we start our operation?”

“This is not good … Brother Jue …” Xiao Tan looked around.”We seem to have been taken …”

Before he could finish his sentence, the voice of officer inokusuke was heard through the loudspeaker,””Monster thief beast EYE, we are the police! You and your companions have been surrounded by us! Give up on your futile resistance, raise your hands, and walk out!”

“Let’s go back to the house. ” The man had just finished speaking when Feng bujue replied with that one word.

His tone sounded more like an order than a suggestion, but Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji did not mind the context. They only knew … At a time like this, it was better to follow what brother Jue said.

Bang!

Two seconds later, the three of them retreated back into the house and closed the door.

“It’s over, it’s over, it’s over …” Xiong Ji covered his head with his hands and was sweating profusely. He was so anxious that he ran back and forth.”This is a big deal … I don’t know if I’ll be sent to a circus or something.”

“It’s good to go. ” Feng bujue, on the other hand, appeared to be very relaxed.”With your current appearance, you can start the performance right away. They don’t even need to help you prepare your costume.”

“Teacher Mao San lang!” Xiong Ji grabbed brother Jue’s shoulders in excitement.”How can you still joke with me so calmly?” As he said that, he let go of brother Jue and took two steps back.”I can’t be arrested!” He picked up the white hat on his head, revealing the undergarments stuffed inside.”I’ve finally gotten these precious treasures. If I lose them again, I’ll definitely die from the mental shock!”

“So be it …” Feng bujue did not care about Xiong Ji’s perverted remarks. He continued to say in a calm tone,”I can turn your death into a legend … Hmm … I’ll say it like that … Underwear, socks, and the monster thief beast EYE that has everything that the perverted gentlemen could only dream of, the words that it said before it died caused countless perverts to rush to Japan.” While he was talking, he had already squatted down and put on his shoes (he had been tying the shoelaces of both shoes together and hanging them around his neck).”My treasure? If you want it, go get it … I’ve left everything there. What do you think of my last words?”

“This tactic of yours …” Before Xiong Ji could answer, Xiao Tan started to mock him.”It reminds me of the banana legend …”

“Teacher! You can’t do this!” On the other side, Xiong Ji replied in a panic,”quickly think of a way!”

“I’m still thinking about it. ” As Feng bujue spoke, he walked into the kitchen and pulled out a kitchen knife from the knife rack beside the chopping board.

“Er … Brother Jue.” Xiao Tan could not care less about changing the way he addressed Feng bujue in front of Xiong Ji. He said directly,”don’t tell me you’re going to take a kitchen knife and fight them to the death?”

“The police have guns! Teacher!” Xiong Ji did not react to the term ‘brother Jue’. He merely maintained his panicked state and gave a reminder.

“Even if they don’t have guns, I can’t go out and have a head-on conflict with them.” Feng bujue replied expressionlessly and walked back from the kitchen.”No matter what … Mao Saburo (he used a third person to refer to himself here, meaning ‘the character I’m playing’) is just an elementary school student. Even if I hold a blade and have far more ruthlessness and combat experience than people of my age …”


“Combat experience aside, your ruthlessness is definitely beyond any age group or race …” Xiao Tan even added.

“Ah, I’m flattered.” Feng bujue admitted it calmly and continued,”but … For me to deal with an adult, especially a trained police officer, that will be very difficult. Even if it’s a one-on-one close combat, I don’t have the confidence to win. ”

“Then, you are holding the knife to …” Xiao Tan was startled, and his expression changed.”Hey … You are not thinking of …” He quickly glanced toward Xiong Ji.

“What are you thinking …” Feng bujue shrugged.”Even though that is indeed one of the plans, we have not reached the point where we have to kill him.”

“Ha?” Xiong Ji didn’t understand what they said at all. He asked in confusion,”what? Who do you want to kill?”

“It’s nothing,” Feng bujue quickly changed the topic to prevent the man from realizing what he meant.”Actually … My intention for taking the knife is very obvious …” He raised the knife and pointed at the stairs.”There are three hostages on the second floor … No, cat hostages.” He smiled.”They, as well as this house, are the chips we use to deal with the police.”

From the moment they closed the door to the moment they finished their conversation, it took them less than two minutes. (The NPCs in Japan and the world spoke quickly, and brother Jue’s narration and Xiao Tan’s complaints were fast as well.)

Before Feng bujue finished the word ‘bargaining chip’, another voice came from outside the room.

“Monster thief beast EYE, Mao Saburo, and Kotaro … Give up resisting!” This voice was also familiar to the three thieves in the house … It was the voice of the beautiful rabbit.

“It’s … It’s Usami-chan!” Xiong Ji’s eyes widened and he said in a panic,”she … She’s actually outside too. Moreover … She has already recognized Sensei and Kotaro senpai!”

“As expected.” Feng bujue’s tone showed that he had indeed expected this.”The moment the light came on, I knew … We have been tricked by the beauty.” With that, he walked up to the second floor unhurriedly.

“I know, you guys are probably thinking … You can use cat hostages to confront us.” At this moment, tu Mei said again,”stop dreaming! MeowMeow and her family have left that house a long time ago!”

The moment that was said, Feng bujue’s footsteps suddenly stopped.””What?”

The next second, he rushed out and went straight to meowmei’s room on the second floor. He didn’t rush to kick the door open (because he wasn’t 100% confident that he could do so). Instead, he tried to turn the doorknob, and the result was … The door wasn’t locked.

Feng bujue pushed the door open and saw … An empty bed.

“Tsk … Have I been tricked …” He snorted unhappily.

Outside the house, tumei was still speaking through the loudspeaker,””Mao San lang, we have been watching your every move.” She paused for a moment and then said in a proud tone,”you pretended to lose your notes and used the excuse of investigating the terrain of Meimei’s house. After that, the police sent people in and quietly moved their entire family away.”

“Hey, brother Jue … You …” Xiao Tan quickly caught up to brother Jue and appeared at the door.

“Ah, I heard it all.” Feng bujue heaved a sigh of relief and then smiled.”Ha … Interesting.”

Seeing Feng bujue’s reaction, Wang Tanzhi had a bad feeling.

He was very familiar with brother Jue, so he knew that when Feng bujue showed such an expression and commented that someone or something was ‘interesting’, it was often when he was forced into a corner …

If it was just in terms of physical strength, brother Jue would not mind. However … He could not accept being schemed against in terms of intelligence.

At this moment, most people would have already collapsed …

The operation had been carried out to the last step, and the dawn of victory was right in front of their eyes, but they were instantly reversed and forced into a desperate situation … The dejection, fear, and wavering that this situation brought to people were indescribable.


If it were someone else, even if they didn’t collapse, they would also fall into a state of panic and not knowing what to do, and it would be difficult to reverse the situation.

However, Feng bujue … Was different. The more he encountered such a hopeless situation, the faster his thoughts worked … It was as if there was a part of his brain that was not usually used, but at certain moments … It would be activated, allowing him to enter a special state of thinking.

If he had to name it …’Deranged’ state would probably be a more suitable name.

“Quickly come out and surrender! Kodakuro, houtarou, and monster thief beast EYE!” Tu Mei was still pressuring them from outside.”You don’t have any hostages, and this house has been surrounded. It’s impossible for you to confront them or escape …” She paused for two seconds.”As for fighting back … I advise you to think about it carefully before you decide.” Her tone suddenly turned cold.”Compared to’ dying ‘… Isn’t it better to be sent to the washroom?”

Shua shua shua shua

The next second, the glass window on the second floor was smashed open.

A figure appeared in front of the window.

However, he saw … ”

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